MESSERSCHMITT ROCK

This is Captain von Richthoffen speaking

and I think my Fokker aint't rock'n'roll,

but Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Soon you'll find the bullet from your bone.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

 

Fire Spitfire in the second world war.

Captain Richthoffen will save my soul.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Take it as it comes or youÕre gone.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

 

Fire Spitfire in the second world war.

Captain Richthoffen will save my soul.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

Soon you'll find the bullet from your bone.

Messerschmitt is, Messerschmitt is rock'n'roll.

 

STRIPPER

I woke up this morning.

Doughs name is Debbie Harry now.

Talkin' 'bout 69 eyes, I feel good!

Now I'm a Stripper.

Now I'm a Stripper.

 

Gi'me, gi'me, gi'me The crawl of tonight.

Gi'me, gi'me place where your shadow will shine

you shall be the monument

Load me Babe.

Now I'm a Stripper.

Now I'm a Stripper.

I feel the Hades, strong and hard.

Philosophics "peep" the show.

When I search the one I supposed to own,

I turn my back to audience.

Now I'm a Stripper.

Now I'm a Stripper.

 

HONG KONG SHLONG

Hong Kong - Hong Kong - Hong Kong - Shlong!

There's a philty joint down in Chungking Mansions

Where Kim Sung Oongha Sloonga releases his tensions

16 hours a day you hear them moan and groan.

Spearing teeny queens with his wiener really makes Kim feel at home

Male or female, it doesn't matter when he's licking toes or tits

His hard-on never sleeps not even when he's shooting his afternoon fix

Gently through the backdoor or jammed in slimy dead-end street

He doesn't care if you live or die while he's sloughtering your meat

 

Hong Kong Shlong you wanna Bang a Gong

Good old in and out all nite long

Hong Kong Shlong you wanna Bang a Gong

Pumpin' tiny arses till they die, there can't be nothing wrong

Some call him Evil some call him Lucifer or Boogieman

I call him best fuck I've ever had with Chinese man

He really kills, blood just runs like Jiagtse river

He's too good to be true have to shoot that fucker and eat his liver.

 

Hong Kong Shlong you wanna Bang a Gong

Good old in and out all nite long

Hong Kong Shlong you wanna Bang a Gong

Pumpin' tiny arses till they die, there can't be nothing wrong

 

 

LADY IN THE GENTLEMEN

I want your fucking love

I want it right now

this place is place to be

We are making history

Lookin' for the place to go

See those arrows in unknown eyes

Flying under the stars

Killing time, City of Flames

 

Lady in the Gentlemen

Room full of blooms

bang-bang-bang, bang - bang booooom!

 

I want your fucking face

to shoot it on the right place

this smell is strong to see

They know where we have been.

We are in the spotlights of a taxi-cab.

Naked flesh is flash under the trees.

 

Lady in the Gentlemen

Room full of blooms

bang-bang-bang, bang - bang booooom!

 

THE CROWN OF THE NIGHT

I woke up this morning, lonely

Didn't know much about the comin' night

Last days were so boring and light

I can't bear it again, that's right.

 

Gi'me, gi'me, gi'me,

The Crown of the night

Gi'me, gi'me, please,

Your Crown tonight

- let me into your bed, dont let me beg.

So give me Your Crown tonight

I feel my hammer strong and hard every minute

Till the dawn this princess lost her virginity

When she get it once she just want it more

Tomorrow I've got my kingdom what was your's.

 

I WANNA RIDE

80 cid between my legs

Pretty girl I will take her

coka beat in my nose

I'm a taugh guy you must know

Ride ahead to the red sky

Little willage I'm a horror bringer

My gang hell's dangerty

is on my back,

I feel safety.

Nobody safe

I wanna ride!!!!!

Nobody safe

I wanna ride!!!!!

 

 

JOHNNY BE BAD

Harry was the good guy but Harry went and died

do you really know why 'cause he was so nice.

Have you heard this line: "Who'll kill the bad guy"

so don't try to be saint and you will get along fine.

 

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

 

I felt this world was mine everyone was so afraid

If there was a fight I was the one who said "bye, bye".

If someone ever liked you, don't try to be kind too,

they just wanna get you, better beat them black and blue.

 

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

 

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Bad

Johnny be Baaaad

 

BOSSANOVA MAYBE

We are two lonelies, two loonie lonelies

We got nothing to loose so we choose

Rise your head to blue sky

That will made it first time

tell me, tell me, tell me boogieman

is it me in the mirror?

 

I wanna hammer a nail in your backdoor baby

rock'n'roll and bossanova mabye

 

This is side effect 'cause we don't know love

you're so crazy I could feel common.

 

I WANNA LICK YA!

Luxate uncles, luxate my wrist

I swallow your sperm and I taste your fist

Give me a rain coat, red one I need it

and I scream like a dog on colour TV

 

I wanna lick ya! Pussy!

I wanna lick ya!

Pussy!

Nothing was enough to you,

well thats the true

My bleeding dick is here to stay

come on man, come on man, come on and play

My kicks are going with the zatopriþþnn, get on your knees right now!

 

FUCK WITH FIRE

Well, youÕve got diamonds and you've got your kinky clothes,

And chauffeur drive you back you let everything shown.

Your mother she's an whore, owns the block on 42nd

And your father'd beat her up if he only could.

 

But don't fuck with me, 'cause you're fuck with fire.

Your old man took her baby and ate it by the fork.

Now she gets her kicks in the garden. Not in Corvettes anymore.

Now you've got one diamond, it is your asshole

You better make some money, girl and start living like your mother

 

But don't fuck with me, 'cause you're fuck with fire.

But don't fuck with me, 'cause you're fuck with fire.

But don't fuck with me, 'cause you're fuck with fire.

 

 

ROCK DICKTATOR

They say Elvis was eaten

Offender was his twin brother

Now the second born is dead

First one took the lead

 

ROCK DICKTATOR

DOMINATE THE ALLIGATOR

ROCK DICKTATOR

DOMINATE THE ALLIGATOR

ROCK DICKTATOR

WHO ATE THE "LOVE ME TENDER"

 

Now "Rock-Rock Dicktator"

dominate the alligator

The band was from the Mars

and Gator was the star

ROCK DICKTATOR

DOMINATE THE ALLIGATOR

ROCK DICKTATOR

DOMINATE THE ALLIGATOR

ROCK DICKTATOR

WHO ATE THE "LOVE ME TENDER"

 

 

YOU GONNA GET RAPED IN THE SPACE HOUSE

Might she was the Mother of all the bitches Ð I dig the wiches

Gipsy blood runs in her veins Ð she ain't the saint

She said: "American dream" and she lived it Ð sky wasn't limit

I've got the rocket in my pocket and you blow it away Ð only thing that I could say:

 

You gonna get raped... You gonna get raped...

in the Space house, baby!

in the Space house, baby!

Shaved genital was hot and wet Ð first moment we met

But nothing was enough to you Ð and that's the true

I tied you down, I fucked your brains out Ð come to your mouth

but your fat ass was too much for me Ð can't you see:

 

You gonna get raped... You gonna get raped...

in the Space house, baby!

in the Space house, baby!

 

 

BLACK SILK STOCKINGS

– The song is dedicated to Elmer Batters legendary "Leg Photographer" –

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

I only saw your Black silk stockings!

 

Saturday night I feel so small.

Something was hidden from the view.

I saw curve line and under skirt.

Ain't there nothing wrong with that?

Ain't there nothing wrong with that?

 

I was lying under my table.

Your five toes were in my mouth.

Do you smell that lingerly odour.

Ain't there nothing wrong with that?

Ain't there nothing wrong with that?

 

I only saw your Black Silk Stockings. Put your mouth to form an "O"!

I only saw your Black Silk Stockings. Put your mouth to form an "O"!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

I only saw your Black silk stockings!

"IÕm a leg man, not a fetishist.

No leather boots with six inch heels.

No mini skirt, handcuffs, or titties not for me, please!"

There is nothing wrong with that?

 

I only saw your Black Silk Stockings. Put your mouth to form an "O"!

I only saw your Black Silk Stockings. Put your mouth to form an "O"!

From the tip of the toes,to the top of the hose!

From the tip of the toes,to the top of the hose!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Black-a-Silk-a-Stockings!

 

GOODBYE HONEY!

Uyuuuh! Uyuuuh! Uyuuuh!

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Byeee, byeeee!

Goodbye Honey!

Uyuuuh! Uyuuuh! Uyuuuh!

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Bye,bye, byba, - byba ba ba baby

Byeee, byeeee!

Goodbye Honey!

 

 

 

THE SKREPPERS
”Splish, Splash! Every Night?”
Bf 109-1
© Space House Records 1999